Our Menu
Minimize

 It's finally here!...NEW MENU!

 Take your time and enjoy reading our exciting new menu, we hope it tickles your taste buds as well as your funny bone!

We know you'll enjoy reading it...but we guarantee you'll love eating it!

V - Suitable for Vegetarians


A Song for Starters...

"Waterloo" Wings

Tender Buffalo Chicken Wings tossed in a choice of BBQ or hot Chipotle Sauce, then cooked to order, served with crunchy Celery sticks & a Blue Cheese dip. How could you ever refuse...

Potato Boat Song V

Large Potato Boats, fried golden, filled with your choice of toppings & smothered with Monterey Jack & Cheddar Cheese. Choose from Bacon, Mushrooms or Green Onions. Served with a BBQ Dip. Day O!

Hotel Calamari
Golden, crispy Squid Rings, served with Garlic & Chive Mayo, Sweet Chilli Dips & a zesty wedge of Lemon! Any time of year, you can find them here!

"Rock Around" Rings V
Hand battered Onion Rings, fried crispy, served with 3 tasty Dips! 1,2,3 O'Clock, 4 O'Clock Rings!

"Goodness Gracious Great" Garlic Balls! V
A generous portion of bitesize Garlic Doughballs, drizzled with Garlic Butter and smothered with melted Cheese. Woo feels good!

Every Nacho You Take V
Fresh Corn Tortilla chips piled high with mixed Jack & Cheddar Cheese, Salsa & seasoned Pinto Beans. Serve with Sour Cream, chopped Green Onions, spicy Pico De Gallo & hot Jalapenos for a real "Sting" in the tail!

"The Power Of" Prawns
You don't need money, you don't need fame...but you seriously need to try these! Whole Tiger King Prawns, pan fried in Merlot Garlic Butter, seasoned with fresh Lemon & Parsley & served with a warm continental Roll.

"Mr Tambourine" Tenders
Mouthwatering strips of prime, tender Chicken fillet, tossed in sticky BBQ or hot Chipotle Sauce, served with crunchy Celery sticks & a Blue Cheese dip! Play a song for me!

"Eleanor Rigby" Ribs
AAh, look at the lonely Ribs!
Not with this tasty pair...Meaty Baby Back Ribs, chargrilled and brushed with our own sticky BBQ Sauce, buddied up with a mini Corn on the Cob!


A Band of Burgers...

All of our chunky 6oz Burgers are served classic style, in a toasted Bun, stacked to the roof with Mayonaisse, crisp Lettuce, Onion & Beef Tomato. All served with hand battered Onion Rings, homemade Coleslaw & seasoned Fries.

Creedance Clearwater Classic Burger
If you think the name is a mouthfull, then try our handmade 6oz prime Burger topped with Pickles & tangy Corn Relish!

The Clash (of the Cheeses!)
The Shareef DOES like it!
Prime 6oz Burger, piled high with a perfect union of 3 delicious Cheeses, Swiss Emmentaal, Monterey Jack and English Cheddar

Boomtown BBQ Bacon Cheeseburger
Even if you "Don't like Mondays" you'll love this! Basted with our special smokey Hickory BBQ Sauce, smothered with caramalised Onion Chutney, topped with crispy smoked Bacon Rashers & drenched with melted Cheddar Cheese.

The Red Hot Chilli Burger
"Universally Speaking"
, this is the best Chilli Burger you'll ever taste! A juicy 6oz Burger stacked with our special spicy Beef Chilli, smothered with a trio of melted Cheeses & topped with fiery Jalapeno Peppers.

The Cajun Queen
This "Killer" Burger is basted with hot & spicy Chipotle Pepper puree, cool Gaucamole, grilled Onions and finished off with melted Monterey Jack Cheese.

The Who's Who Hawaiian Burger
"From Soho down to Brighton"
...you won't taste anything like it! Our chunky 6oz Burger topped off with a slice of sizzling fresh Pineapple, crispy smoked Bacon Rashers & a generous helping of Cheddar Cheese.

Mushroom Swiss Madness
"One Step beyond"
any ordinary Burger! Smothered with sweet caramalised Onion Chutney & sauteed Mushrooms and then topped off with 2 slices of Swiss Cheese.

Van Halen Vegee Burger V
A spicy Vegetable & Bean Burger, with mild Jalapeno & Nacho Crumb. Topped with lashings of melted Cheese & tangy Salsa.

Chris De Burg...er
Or Chicken instead! (try singing it to the tune of Lady in Red!) A succulent butterfly Chicken Breast on a bed of crispy Iceberg Lettuce topped with creamy Mayonnaise. Just how a Chicken Burger should be!

Black & Blues Brothers Burger
"Everybody needs some" Burger! A tender, seared butterfly Chicken Breast, rolled in our special blend of Cajun Spices & topped with crumbled Blue Cheese!


From the Genre Grill...

Take a tour though the Genres and choose one of our carefully chosen meaty cuts!
Unless otherwise stated, all of our grills are served with your choice of jacket potato or chips & are accompanied by roasted Vine Tomatoes, homemade Coleslaw & hand battered Onion Rings

The Funky Rump!
The "Prince" of all of our Steaks...dig if you will the picture... Steak as it's meant to be...a tender 10oz Rump Steak, grilled to your liking & topped with grilled onions

Pop Pusic Pork!
New York, London, Paris, Munich...everybody's talking about...
2 formidable Pork Chops, grilled & basted with a sweet maple mustard glaze, served with creamy Cheddar Mashed Potatoes, roasted Vegetables & tangy Granny Smith & Mango Chutney.

Peppered Punk Rock Steak
Never mind the Burgers!
This tender 10oz Rump, cooked just as you like it, accompanied by our special Brandy, Peppercorn and Cream Sauce.

The Soulful Sirloin!
It tastes good...you knew that it would!
Prime 10oz Sirloin, drizzled with Merlot Garlic Butter, served with creamy Cheddar Mashed Potatoes, Gravy & house Vegetable bundles.

2 Tone Tiger Steak
Definately one of our "Specials"! 10oz Sirloin, partnered with a helping of crispy Filo wrapped Tiger Prawns & a Sweet Chilli Dip. Go on...enjoy yourself!

Open Faced "Old School" Sirloin
The "Grandmaster Flash" of our steaks! This choice 10oz Sirloin, cooked to perfection, carved over toasted Garlic Bread, smothered with Mushrooms & grilled Onions. Topped with a mix of Monterey Jack & Cheddar Cheese. A real Rappers delight!

Mexican Mambo Steak no.5
Ladies & Gentlemen, this is...
A 10oz Sirloin Steak, grilled to perfection, served in a spicy Mexican BBQ Sauce with Sliced Onions, mild Chillis, mixed Peppers & tender Baby Corn. Perez Prado would be proud!

Reggae Ribs
You know everything is gonna be alright!
A whole rack of tender Baby Back Ribs, brushed in our special sticky BBQ Sauce, served with your choice of Jacket Potato or Chips, creamy Homemade Coleslaw, crisp side Salad and Colonial Corn on the Cob!

Rock n' Roll Ribs n' Wings!
All of that Pork, all of that Chicken, you don't know what you been a missin!
Grilled half rack of Baby Back Ribs, brushed with our own sticky BBQ Sauce matched with a mound of sweet & spicy Chicken Wings, served with your choice of Chips or Jacket Potato & homemade creamy Coleslaw.

Country & Western Combo
The perfect pair, just like Dolly Parton.....................................................& Kenny Rogers!

A moist & tender Butterfly Chicken Breast, marinated in Cajun Spices & half a rack of tender Baby Back Ribs, served with your choice of Chips or Jacket Potato, crisp Salad & homemade creamy Coleslaw.


Now that's what we call Chicken!...

New York City Chicken
If we can make it here...we can make it anywhere...it's up to you...New York, New York!
Prime butterflied Chicken Breast topped with a slice of sizzling fresh Pineapple, crispy smoked Bacon Rashers, smothered in melted Jack & Cheddar Cheese & smoky BBQ Sauce.

Mushroom Madness
As soon as you wake up...every night...every day...if you know that it's
mushrooms you need, then this is a must! Sauteed Mushrooms piled high on a tender butterflied Chicken Breast & topped with lashings of melted Cheddar & served with a portion of Cajun Breaded Mushrooms

Chicken & Spice
And all things nice!
A plump juicy Chicken breast, chargrilled and coated in authentic Cajun Spices, served on a bed of stir fried Vegetables & mixed Peppers.

Chicken in "Blue Jeans"
And if you'll pardon me, we'd like to say, you'll do OK with...
Our tender butterflied Chicken Breast, smothered with sauteed Mushrooms in our special Brandy & Peppercorn Sauce & finished with Crumbled Blue Cheese.

Chakka Kaan Chicken
You'll be flying through the stars, you'll hope this meal will last forever, Oh oh oh oh! A tender butterflied Chicken Breast glazed with a deliciously sticky combination of Wholegrain Mustard & Honey, served on a bed of roasted mixed Peppers & Onions.

The Rolling Stone Roast
We'll guarantee you'll get satisfaction!
Half a tender roast Chicken, basted with your choice of Peri Peri or BBQ sauce, served with a Colonial Corn on the Cob, crunchy House Salad and your choice of Potato.

I Want That Naan!
Blondie said it before we did!
Tender chunks of Chicken Breast with our special blend of Herbs, Spices & Natural Yoghurt combined to make this rich favourite medium spiced curry, served with a poppadom, Kashmiri Pilau Rice, Naan Bread & Mango Chutney.


Now that's what we call Fish!...

"Tuner" Steak!
A perfect harmony! A prime Tuna Steak, gently marinated in a finely tuned blend of fresh Lime Juice, Coriander, Ginger, Garlic & Chilli. Chargrilled to perfection , served on a bed of roasted vegetables & Long Grain Wild Rice.

Fine Young Fish Cakes
They're definately a "Good Thing"! Two Large Fishcakes served on a bed of wilted Spinach with House Vegetable bundles, a side of Creamy Garlic Mayo  & Long Grain Wild rice.

Santana Salmon Combo
A finger picking feast! A prime Salmon Fillet & a King Prawn Skewer, chargrilled and served on a bed of Roasted Mixed Vegetables, served with Chips and crunchy House Salad.

Blackened Sabbath Salmon
A prime, juicy Salmon Fillet, rolled in special spices and grilled to perfection. Served with roasted vine Tomatoes, House Vegetable Bundles & your choice of Jacket Potato or Chips.

Green Green Thai Curry
It's good to taste the green, green taste of Thai!
Juicy King Prawns, pan fried with Coconut Puree, Green Jalapeno Chillis, Coriander, Garlic, Thai Basil & Lime Juice, Served with Thia sticky Rice, Stir Fried Vegetables & Prawn Crackers.


One Dish Wonders!...

The One & Only Lasagne
Wer'e still doing it the way we do it! It is the one and only!
Our classic Lasagne, layers of pasta with a rich Beef Bolognaise, special cheese sauce & smothered with lashings of melted Cheese! Served with crisp house salad and freshly baked Garlic Doughballs.

Mickey's Meatballs
Oh Mickey, they're so fine, they're so fine, they'll blow your mind, they're MEATBALLS!!! Penne Pasta with chunky Meatballs in a spicy Tomato & Basil Sauce topped with Parmesan shavings and served with Garlic Doughballs

Dixy's Midnight Pasta
I said too-ra-loo-ra-too-ra-loo-rye-aye!
Julienne Bell Peppers, Onions, seared sliced Chorizo Sausage & Penne Pasta tossed in our spicy Creole sauce topped with a grilled blackened Chicken Breast served with Garlic Doughballs & Parsley

Don't Worry...Be Spicey! V
Here's a little dish we make...its quite fiesty... for heavens sake...don't worry, be spicey! Penne Pasta in or special Chilli infused Tomato & Basil Sauce, topped with Black Olives and Parmesan shavings. Served with tasty Garlic Dougballs

Crash Test Chicken Mozzarella
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm! Crisp mixed Leaves tossed with marinated Sun Dried Tomatoes & Buffalo Mozzarella, topped with slices of blackened Chicken.

Seafood In The Sky!
So that you know when you dine, we're gonna recommend you the seafood in the sky! A delicious combination of King Prawns, Mussels, Clams, Squid Rings &Octopus drizzled with Lime, Coriander, Garlic, Ginger & Chilli, dressing on a bed of mixed Leaves

Sinead o' Salad
Cause nothing compares...nothing compares...to this! Crisp Cos Lettuce, Anchovy fillets, crispy Bacon & Ceasar dressing, topped with Croutons & shaved Parmesan Cheese.


Funky Fajitas!...

Choose your filling, we'll toss it in our blend of special spices & stirfry them to perfection for you!

King Prawns
Blackened Chicken Breast
Seared Sirloin Steak
Chilli Lime Chicken
Roasted Vegetables
V

All served on a sizzling skillet with Onions & mixed Peppers, accompanied with warm flour tortillas, Guacamole, Pico De Gallo, Sour Cream, Tangy Tomato Salsa & a trio of grated Cheeses.


Platters to Cher!...

We say there great and we don't lie, but you wont find out until you try..........Babe! We got food babe!

Nachos Platter!
Fresh Tortilla Chips piled high with our special spicy Beef Chilli, smothered with a trio of melted cheeses. Served with Guacamole, Sour Cream, Chopped Green Onions, Jalapenos & tangy Salsa!

Mega Platter!
A mighty plateful! Peri Peri Chicken Wings, hand battered Onion Rings, loaded Potato Skins, Breaded Cajun Mushrooms, Tortilla Chips, Pico De Gallo, crunchy Celery Sticks & 2 Tasty Dips

Mighty Platter!
A mighty plateful! BBQ Chicken Wings, Filo wrapped King Prawns, Mini Spring Rolls, Mini Cobs, hand Battered Onion Rings, Loaded Potato Skins, Baby Back Ribs, Pico De Gallo, crunchy Celery Sticks & 2 Tasty Dips


Fancy an Encore...?

A.B.C
Simply the best! Apple and Blackberry crumble. Moist chunks of Apple and tender Blackberries, topped with crunchy crumble and Demerera Sugar, served with a generous scoop of creamy Vanilla Ice Cream.

3 Degrees of Chocolate!
What a trio! A combination of rich, dark Chocolate, smooth white, creamy, Milk Chocolate, finished with a white Rum Truffle & dusted with cocoa.

American Pancakes!
A stack of fluffy American style Pancakes, topped with hot Morello Cherries and finished off with scoops of creamy Vanilla Ice Cream

Rasberry Beret!

Delicious Raspberry & White Chocolate Cheesecake. A silky white Chocolate Cheesecake with a biscuit base & whole raspberries, topped with White chocolate shavings and Glazed Raspberries.

The Temptation!

A deliciously moist Chocolate sponge dripping in a rich & glossy dark Chocolate sauce, served with creamy Vanilla Ice Cream

Easy Like Sundae!

Tall, dark & devilishly naughty! Rich, creamy Chocolate Ice Cream, topped with Cream, Chocolate Sauce and finished with a wafer

Woodland Fruits Cheesecake!

A light & creamy mousse, topped with tarte woodland fruits on a crunchy Cheesecake base.

Dessert Island Dream!

A real delight...! A classic Banana & Toffee Sundae. Layers of Banana & Toffe ice cream, topped off with Cream and finished with a wafer!

Login | Register | Terms Of Use | Privacy Statement

54 Portsmouth Road, Horndean, Waterlooville, PO8 9NL | Tel: 023 9259 5535 | info@colonialbar.co.uk